CONTACT AN OPERATIVE
VIA CONTACT FORM:
VIA ELECTRONIC MAIL:
VIA SECRET DECODER RING:
(Set to B2) 12-11-2-8-25-14-11-18-16-23-12-23-21-3-25.
VIA SMOKE SIGNAL:
A Whole Bunch of Puffs, Then No Puffs for a Bit, Then Some More Puffs, Then Intermittent Puffing. Repeat Steps 2-4 as Desired. Results Not Typical.
Acquire Time Machine. Travel Back to When Fax Machines were Socially Relevant. Realize Email is Better, Return to Present and Just Email Us.